Definitely Not a Border Patrol Agent (100% USA-Made)

100% Made in the USA.

Introducing the "Definitely Not a Border Patrol Agent" T-Shirt – 100% made in the USA for the agent who’s got the look but prefers to keep it under wraps off-duty. Crafted from premium, 100% air-lume cotton sourced right here in America, this tee delivers unmatched softness, breathability, and durability, making it ideal for blending into the crowd while subtly hinting at your insider status. With a clever, tongue-in-cheek design, it’s the perfect covert casual piece for those who patrol the line by day and play it low-key by night. Wear it loud, but not too loud – because that is definitely not you... right?

Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) keeps you cool and relaxed
- Retail fit complements various body types
- Self fabric shoulder tape enhances durability and appearance
- Tear-away label offers added convenience for a smooth wear experience

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: no heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean